don't follow my example

yeah, i'm a stranger from the north with an internet connection. This is my only account so expect horror and a lot of strange shit from the fandoms i haunt. I am very talkative and knows random stuff so i you got questions just ask them. Enjoy your stay. Or don't. Wow there is going to be a lot of blank space here..........well uh....just might as well do what i do best, be random! Just ignore this and keep scrolling if you do not want to hear the most epic dream i ever had! Okay, it went like this: there was a zombie apocalypse and it was EXACTLY like that campaign i Left 4 Dead where you run around the subway and there's a Witch sitting in a cabin and as soon as you try to enter a Hunter just spider monkeys out of fucking NOWHERE....anyways the L4D crew and I was running to that cabin when suddenly we all decide to have a classy and very sophisticated tea party. So everyone suit up in their most dapper steampunk dresses (yes, the infected too) and sit down in the middle of the subway to have tea. Everyone is having a good time, except Boomer, he was not invited because he had eaten Ellis' cat, when all of the sudden BATMAN smashes through the wall and wants my frilly dress!! So i give Batman my dress and i get his cape (bitches loves capes) and we goes to the surface. There is a lovely beach and people in gasmasks are having a raveparty and it's super awesome and stuff, but then Altaïr, Ezio, Desmond and Connor comes running, having a shitload of demons, ghosts and other hellspawn behind them AND RUINS THE COOL RAVE PARTY!!! So Daft Punk shows up to save the day, by eating the evil shit (i have no idea of how they did it) and everyone is happy but Slenderman....because he was there too for some reason. Then the rave continues, but i am like "no fuq dis" and walks away to get ice cream when i realize that i had turned into an ice cream and that i was melting! Luck for me a train stopped by and it was full of dragons, because the dragons knew how to knit and i got this magic sweater that turned me into my friend (yes, for a moment i was you Alexander) and i got so mad at my hair that i just ripped it out and became myself. When i looked around, i was sitting in a desert next to Pewdiepie, Toby Turner and The Yogscast, just screaming at Amnesia Fluttershy.....it was really weird, so i FLEW back home to dicover my livingroom being a EVEN BIGGER RAVE PARTY and i was just about to kill Tom Hiddleston because he had shoes that looked like mine, when i woke up. Thank you for letting me waste your time, the End. And there's still a long blank space......I should probably tell a bit more about myself then? Uh.....my zodiac is cancer....i like horror, be it films, videogames, comics or creepypasta....i like films, videogames, comics and creepypasta. I am a fanatic homestuck and loves the fandom. I also have a whole world inside my head where, i believe they're called OC's, live and i am mean to them. Also when i get stressed i hear voices.....yeah.......JUST ASK IF YOU WANNA KNOW STUFF? i'll stop writing now....................